"Hello, I am Andrew [or Paul? it was a generic English-sounding name] calling from [something] research. May I speak to Mr Nash please."
"As Sab'yn wal Jau?"
"Is Mr Nash available?"
"Safot softim bi'Quarthadast."
"Are you Mr Nash?"
"Inama nishuf al a sadarr. Eyann zaratha zarati. Kali bakka a tishuf a hett. Al a hudad alman dali."
"....
Sorry for wasting your time, sir."
[click. dooooooooooooooooo]
Damn cold callers. But they don't have a response to ancient or fictional languages.
