50 Things

Shit.

I have nothing original to write about, but think I should do something more worthwhile than arguing with morons on the internet, as I have been the past half hour. Therefore, I am going to write down 50 different facts about me, on the off-chance that someone will find at least some part of it interesting.

1. My full name is Thomas Alexander Nash
2. I was born with a small hole in my brain caused by a blood clot in the womb.
3. Perhaps as a result of this, my dexterousness is all fucked-up. I write left-handed, drink right-handed, shoot a gun left-handed but shoot a bow right-handed etc
4. I was born with a hole from one side of my heart to the other, but this has since closed up.
5. I was born with a condition known as Cystic Hygroma, which affects about 1 in 60,000 people. Basically, I have a large cluster of lymph nodes in my right cheek, making it appear swollen.
6. I have had several operations to reduce the swelling. If you think it looks bulky now, you should see pictures of me as a baby.
7. My right leg is slightly shorter than my left. This gives me a slightly strange gait. I walk heel-toe on my left foot but toe-heel on my right. But if I walk quickly, both feet go toe-heel.
8. I am partially colourblind. I can see in colour, but I can't tell when bananas are ripe, amongst other things.
9. I nevertheless have perfect 20:20 vision.
10. I am an agnostic, ignostic atheist humanist. I do not believe in any gods, but consider the assertion that there are definitely no gods unscientific.
    
    
11. I find it impossible to choose what to believe. I don't know if everyone is like this, but often people talk about "wanting to believe" something. I can't do this. It's either true or it's not, and whether I think it is good or bad has no bearing on the truth of a statement.
    
    
12. I have had two experiences that could be called "numinous", that is to say, "religious" but not as a result of religion. The first came when driving through the Australian outback at night. I looked up and saw the incredible, vast cloud of the Milky Way galaxy above my head. For a brief period of time I was able to comprehend as I had never done just how enormous the galaxy was. It brought tears to my eyes.
    
    
13. On a less serious note, my favourite food is normally pepperoni pizza.
14. The perfect pizza would be barbecue and stuffed-crust, and have pepperoni, ham, bacon, minced beef, chicken and possibly duck as toppings.
15. I consider minstrels to be the nicest chocolate cheaply available.
16. I am single.
17. I am heterosexual.
18. I am, it would seem, inept with regard to relationships.
19. I had a very quiet emotional breakdown between the ages of 14 and 15.
20. I'm a complete nerd/geek. There's no point denying it or taking offence at the term.
    
    
21. I have a phobia of needles resulting from having a drip left in my hand long after the anaesthetic had worn off when I was about 7 or 8, allowing me to feel the pain of it being in there.
    
    
22. The last time I went for a routine injection, I was voluntarily sedated beforehand with (prescribed) diazepam.
23. Diazepam felt like being drunk, only without any urge to carry out "good ideas".
24. I have never smoked anything.
    
    
25. I once wore a brace, but any changes made by the brace were being pushed back by my cheek, so the decision was made to stop wearing it. Hence I have fairly crooked teeth.
26. I have one filling. Not because that tooth had a cavity, but because it came out of the gum already chipped. Typical.
    
    
27. I am a moderator on an online forum.
28. I was also a "super user" (moderator) on another forum which then died.
29. I have been involved for many years with a charity called Changing Faces. No prizes are awarded for guessing why we first got in touch.
30. I was once on posters to increase publicity for Changing Faces.
31. I was once featured in a photo exhibition at the National Portrait Gallery in Manchester.
    
    
32. There is a reasonable chance that I will also be briefly shown in a BBC3 series soon. Not as a subject, but simply because I was on the same activity day as one of the people who is a subject of one of the episodes.
33. I can flare my nostrils.
34. I have a very high metabolism, but low blood pressure. The result is that I can eat and not get fat, and I have a lower risk of heart disease.
35. I am a casual Lifeguard at a local sports centre. I can work if and when I want, and the pay is amongst the best available for someone my age.
36. The most action I have seen in my job is a grazed knee. The exciting stuff happens precisely when I'm not there, which suits me just fine.
37. I get an unparalleled level of respect when I'm wearing the uniform. I can make douchebags stop their douchebaggery with a whistle-blast or a shake of my head. Maybe they fear me slightly because I can have them removed from the centre. POWER! Muahahaha!
38. I read two webcomics regularly. Yeah...
39. Probably my favourite all-time game is Rome: Total War. I use mods (modifications) to the game, as the original has long ago lost its appeal to me. The replay value with mods is almost unparalleled.
40. I was born in Pembury, Kent.
41. I have a strange accent. My family moved to East Yorkshire when I was three, so I've picked up quite a few local intonations. But at home everyone still speaks with more southern accents. So my "o"s are quite strongly pronounced, amongst other things.
42. I dislike the sound of my own voice. If I have to listen to it, I try not to for long.
43. Ideally, I would be almost carnivorous. Meat tastes so much nicer than vegetables. But I have to take into consideration both health and the fact that chocolate and breakfast cereals are not meat.
44. I've effectively given up on getting my driving license this side of university. I tried to learn, but over a year later, my instructor was taking me round the same bloody roundabouts each week. Not a single manoeuvre or anything. I could almost do those roundabouts with my eyes closed. So I've since stopped having lessons.
45. I resat the first year of Sixth Form. I got a D, two E's and a U the first time round, as opposed to three C's and a D the second time.
46. I'm hoping to study biology Derby University this September. Failing that, I'll go to Salford which, despite its low reputation, has fairly strong biology.
47. If I choose, I can probably exercise complete control over at least two people through blackmail.
48. As long as the situation is not emotionally charged, I can be a fluent liar. Which is very useful.
49. The most fun I've ever had doing an activity was paintballing. If I had someone to go with, I would go as often as possible.
    
    
50. I tend to be optimistic. I have yet to come up against a single event that has changed my life irrevocably for the worse. In fact, the worst disaster I have met (see 45) has actually turned out to be a blessing in disguise. It granted me the extra time and support (intentionally and accidentally) to mature emotionally to the point where I actually feel ready to flee the nest.